MUCK

KEVIN WEEKES Snt down to the AHL(african hockey league) due to the fact that he literally could not stop a beach ball in the last affair which saw anthony bergin who has been compared to a mix of heater and joey t and OVIE(pf) light the lamp a rediculous amount of times to the point that the mesh was demolished. CHARA(pdevine) has been suspended indefinitly for being stupidly tall and having the worst hand eye cordination in north america. The league would like to take the opportunity to thank that bag of shit WEEKES for being completely useless and letting a few player pad their stats. As for CHARA, information will be released about the suspension after the board of governors meet and talk about that giant.

Last Weekend was similar to an all-star game where defence wasnt a concern to any player. This was the first appearence for Damian Rhodes after returning from minor surgery to his nuts. He had a strong start but faded half way threw the game but you never blame the tendy. He shined in the shootout with Fl from oakmeadow taking the victory.

This weekend pits the black sheep of scarborough hockey the West Hill Golden Hawks vs. the team representing one of the most prestigious hockey associations in Ontario, the Scarborough Ice Raiders of the SHA.

This one should be a beauty, as these two organizations having been battling it out off the ice for months regarding West Hill pulling shoot on the SHA and moving to the GTHL. This left the SHA with no choice and they were forced to follow suit becoming one team operating in the GTHL under the Scarborough Ice Raiders.

Stay tuned for next week as we bring you a recap from this game and preview the next game when the Parkwood Stars select team face off in a inter select battle with the West Hill Golden Hawks Select Team

Pierre

Last weekend was one of the largest games in league history. The Gradwell Checkers faced off against the Oakmeadow Panthers on a neutral site at the freshly paved portapack near Cardinal Newman correctional facility. Ed Belfour made his first appearance of the year and he picked up were he lefted off with the leafs. He had some stellar saves but a couple shots made it past him and left some players wondering if he was still drunk from the night before. All in all a good day with one exception Daniel Carcillo aka PF has been warned for excessive stick infractions. Kerry Fraser has said that if he sees this kind of actions again he will be fined 2 ice cold reds.

April 10th should be the next game but members are m i a so it may be postponed till next weekend

GARY

The first weekend got off to a huge bang. The first matchup was a skate vs feet battle. DD was taken advantage of by his two opponents PF and PD. Because of the quick stopping abilities of the members of the league using illegal foot wear, they escaped with a win. Not to be without comment was the play of the new starting goaltender AB. He reminding everyone involved in the game how bad a goalie could actually be. Needless to say he will never play net again and may be trade to the KHL down the the street for an up and coming star pedro garcia.

The second game would go to the team of DD and PD even though PF was getting assistance from AB.




Couple of Notes from the commissioner:

Game Times are to be respected (boys fucking show up on time)

Roller blades are the preferred choice of foot wear

If you are in need of GRHL issue outdoor wheels please contact
AB Director of Purchasing/Hockey Specialist

Game 2
Friday April 2 2010
Good Friday Boys

Rough Start

With the first day of training camp underway, the troubles have already started for the squad. A few issues were noticed yesterday during the first shoot around of training camp. The biggest issue that was brought to the staffs attention was that it has officially been made clear that rookie goaltender patrick "the plug" devine is a complete sieve, he literally could not stop a beach ball. The team is asking all goaltenders who would like to potentially be a part of this pristine organization to please contact coach DOULBLE D on his mobile phone at 416-241-0241. Another minor issue is that one of the veteran forwards (he will remain anonymous) show up to play in sandals, this is unacceptable when your trying to make a run for the cup. Hopefully the few individuals see this and change their attitudes and performance. On a good note forwards paul kessel(flood) & danny "dangles" devine light the lamp as expected. training camp will finish either friday or saturday and the first game will take place this sunday at 2 p.m(weather permitting) you can order your tickets online at ticketmaster.ca or buy them at the gate. we hope to see everyone there.

FAREWELL

It is with great regret that the checkers announce that forward #7 s.devine has been traded to the printing factory organization, in return the checkers have received a bag of used pucks and future considerations (water bottles). The organization would like to wish steve the best with his future endeavors, both in life and in hockey. On another note training camp is set to start this week so keep your eyes out for daaaaa boys on daaaaa road playing daaaa R.H

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