Rough Start

With the first day of training camp underway, the troubles have already started for the squad. A few issues were noticed yesterday during the first shoot around of training camp. The biggest issue that was brought to the staffs attention was that it has officially been made clear that rookie goaltender patrick "the plug" devine is a complete sieve, he literally could not stop a beach ball. The team is asking all goaltenders who would like to potentially be a part of this pristine organization to please contact coach DOULBLE D on his mobile phone at 416-241-0241. Another minor issue is that one of the veteran forwards (he will remain anonymous) show up to play in sandals, this is unacceptable when your trying to make a run for the cup. Hopefully the few individuals see this and change their attitudes and performance. On a good note forwards paul kessel(flood) & danny "dangles" devine light the lamp as expected. training camp will finish either friday or saturday and the first game will take place this sunday at 2 p.m(weather permitting) you can order your tickets online at ticketmaster.ca or buy them at the gate. we hope to see everyone there.