MUCK

KEVIN WEEKES Snt down to the AHL(african hockey league) due to the fact that he literally could not stop a beach ball in the last affair which saw anthony bergin who has been compared to a mix of heater and joey t and OVIE(pf) light the lamp a rediculous amount of times to the point that the mesh was demolished. CHARA(pdevine) has been suspended indefinitly for being stupidly tall and having the worst hand eye cordination in north america. The league would like to take the opportunity to thank that bag of shit WEEKES for being completely useless and letting a few player pad their stats. As for CHARA, information will be released about the suspension after the board of governors meet and talk about that giant.